So it was kiddo’s birthday today and we celebrated it before he flies back to school tomorrow. I promise a good read next time, but here are a few bad puns! Enjoy and have a wonderful night everyone!

I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
I lost my mood ring and I don’t know how to feel about it!
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!