GLORIOUS RAIN!

IT RAINED! GLORIOUS RAIN!
My rain barrel is full and my tomatoes, zucchini, and acorn squash are producing and are finally happy plants! I am watering from the barrel every day and it is a wonderful thing. And ZINNIAS! My Georgia friends, ZINNIAS!

I am taking up more grass, and increasing the vegetable garden for next year. And I ordered my Colorado red flagstone to finish my path in the dead grass zone. Thanks to Colorado Materials in Longmont for providing me with the best experience! Kiddo is coming home and his buddies are helping me lay it. Yea!
https://www.coloradomaterialsinc.com/

I have to admit to you that writing about the future post-apocalyptic world has freed my current worrisome mind. There is still so much to do to avoid a real downfall of the republic in my lifetime. But in my make-believe future world, adults are working together to make sure kids are safe, don’t starve, are educated about everything, know how to use tools, and know how to get along. The kids in my book have an incredible life. There are no mean and unreasonable parents or their offspring in my book. There are no color barriers of any kind and they are all loved in equal amounts. No religious pressure, no hate, just love. The last vestiges of civilization should have places like this.

And let’s all realize that this is also the type of world we should have today—a place where we can feed, dress, and keep all children safe, no matter who they are or where they are from. That is what we should wholeheartedly strive for every day that we are alive on this planet! Parents should teach children how to create that better world, and help them understand how to embrace challenges without anger and strife. We can all make a better world if we listen to each other. So stop the hate, love everyone equally, and let’s just get over ourselves!

I hope everyone is enjoying the little things that make you happy today. No doom and gloom. No drama. Just glorious rain! Have a great rest of the weekend!

Do Birds Have a Cerebrum?

I have been re-reading The Monkey Wrench Gang and one scene got me thinking. During their monkey wrenching, Bonnie is on lookout while Hayduke is destroying equipment that are clear cutting pine trees (not native) in the middle of the Kaibab forest. She drifted and started reflecting on the universe, and the birds quieting down for the night. “She…listened to the cries of birds, unknown and unseen birds, off in the forest, retreating to their nests for the night, heads nestled under fold of wing, retiring into the simple harmless dreams of avian sleep. (A bird has no cerebrum.)” [Abbey, Edward. The Monkey Wrench Gang (p. 238). RosettaBooks. Kindle Edition.]

Which lead me down the deep dark conundrum of a path. If humans are so smart and have a large cerebrum, why do they destroy everything that keeps them alive? Is it so simple that it is just about the money? The rich getting richer? I keep coming back to the air quality of late. A lot of it is due to the fires, but the brown cloud that we see in our big city and now the Foothills is disheartening. People used to come out here for health reasons (as well as New Mexico and Arizona) and now it only aggravates their poor lungs. I know when I first came out here the air was much more pure than Atlanta back in the coal-burning power plant and factory days. (Yes, I am that old!) According to a recent report: “Nearly half of the country lives in areas that received a failing grade for either particle pollution – fine particulate matter created when things burn – or ozone pollution, according to the report. Almost 43 million live in places that failed both pollution measures….The study comes as the new administration of President Donald Trump’s administration cuts jobs at the Environmental Protection Agency and sidesteps regulations on oil, gas and coal development.” USA Today Air Quality Report

And do any of us really have simple harmless dreams? Lately, I have had many anxiety dreams. The most recent one was that I am trying to check out at the old S. H. Kress Five and Dime in Athens, Georgia, in a line that goes all the way back to the toy aisle (where we spent a lot of time when we were children). People keep pushing in front of me and I never get to the checkout. And of course, I wake up in a sweat! And what does that dream have to do with my current state of mind? (I think this was because I was at Costco and there were a bazillion people there yesterday!)

So this week has been a whirlwind of weirdness, trying to come to grips with doctor’s appointments, completing things, fighting the heat, weeds, and rain, and generally feeling like I need to go out and hit something! (Take up boxing perhaps?) But, alas, it will get better as my eye heals and I can get back to exercising in the pool! My mecca, my peaceful time, my cooling off period. I hope you all have a great rest of the weekend. Do something wonderful out there! I love you all and hope you are well.

And by the way, I looked it up. Birds do have cerebrums. Funny.

The World Goes On and the Zucchini Keeps on Giving!

Being outside and cleaning up my sacred spaces revives me, even with mosquitoes (spray every part of your exposed skin), hot weather, and the gathering storm approaching over the mountains. But as the world goes on and people remain frenzied and a little bit crazy, my sanctuary is where I’ll be for most of the summer, far from the noise spewing forth from the media. Cleanup continues and I look for those plants that I am going to excavate and re-plant in the fall. The front yard bed was the first garden that I experimented with when we first moved here over 27 years ago. Time does seem to fly by us and seems to speed up as we age.

I’ll divide and move my ancient peonies to the back yard where I hope they’ll thrive and bloom once again like they did when I first planted them. I’ll dig up sedums and grasses from that same old bed where the crazy ground cover grows and continues to try and smother them out of existence. I’ll transplant them to the new bed in the front yard where I took out almost 200 square feet of grass and replaced it by planting those wonderful waterwise plants a few years ago (courtesy of Resource Central Boulder and the City of Louisville). I hope they will fill the gaps and thrive and complement my overall aesthetic scheme. And I’ll try (once again) to eradicate that crazy Snow in the Mountain ground cover that took over the whole bed. (Careful what you wish for in a ground cover – one plant exploded and multiplied into places I never intended it to do! It is out of control!) I hope to add another cute cedar tree and maybe a few more roses in those areas next spring after the snowmelt.

I get slower with the cleanup every year, as I dig up more grass and put in new plants. Some make it, some don’t, but it’s the physical act of trying and doing that matters. We try everything to combat aging and when our lives don’t always go in the direction we had originally planned, we persevere. But perhaps that’s the point of living: to find what is our true direction in a world of chaos and mis-direction; to be the person we were supposed to be even if it turns out to be something totally different from our first childhood vision board (or journal in my case). Maybe it’s okay just to be who we are at any given moment in our lifetime. And maybe it’s okay to create beauty in our change of direction, moving like the wind and the water onto the next project without regret for what has happened, anything that has been lost to us, in the past. Sometimes the losses make us grow even more.

Currently, we are trying to thrive in a chaotic atmosphere where storms (both human and environment) create destruction. But, when the clouds move in and the world looks grim, we slowly begin to see the fruits of our labor like the humble zucchini. We are thriving despite all the setbacks, and are brave enough to try and make the best creations from the bounty of our gardens. And if the tomatoes still have spots on them, add a little calcium (I just learned this! Egg shells and/or Tums!) and hopefully you will get the fruit in the end where you can create something tasty and wonderful.

So don’t get discouraged with your life. Make the best of it every day. If the only thing you can do is to give water and a snack to a person standing with a sign on the side of the road, then do it. You may have saved that person’s life for one more day. And that’s a good thing for you to do. (Thanks for that tip goes out to my eye doctor’s nurse!) So, don’t curse and spit into the wind. Don’t spew negative nonsense to others who are just trying to figure it out in their daily existence. Just lend a helping hand when you can and be thankful for where you are at this moment in your life. I love you all so much and send out this message of hope every day that I am alive. Jim Croce Don’t Mess Around with Jim

Rainy Day Reflections

Or: Slow Down and Smell the Flowers!
Or: Sneezing but Still Smelling the Flowers!
Or: Fixing Sprinkler Breaks but Still Smelling the Flowers!
Or: Picking up Bobcat Poop in the Middle of the Garden, but Still Smelling the Flowers!

So I am officially in my 70’s and am considered an elder in the world where we need names based on age. I feel like I have earned that title, and try to give good advice whether asked or not! However, today I must admit I have slowed down a little bit. My brain works in more mysterious ways. I remember lots of interesting facts and have amazing discussions, but can’t remember an actor’s or a cousin’s name.

I am writing better than I ever have before (Duh…I’ve slowed down so why not!) Physically, body parts ache more, I fall, I get goofy at the end of the day, I sneeze a lot when I’m outside but I’m still kicking it as high as I can.

I don’t like crowds as much, and try to find interesting places to visit to keep stimulating those brainwaves. But, alas, the crowds…. I am trying to let things go a little more, but that’s a tough one. I overthink too many things, and make myself a little fried when I can’t get it right (or the way I want it to be).

So, if I forget something mid-sentence when my blood sugar is low, or the conversation drifts into a place where we didn’t think it was going, bear with me. We will all get to the same place in the end, and hopefully the same conclusion. Be kind to each other and accept that we stop and talk to everyone about anything. Forgive past slights and move on to this next phase in life.

My advice for us elders is to keep on living, keep on loving, and keep on learning something new. Move your body and rest when you need to, even if it is a little more often than ten years ago. And don’t forget to stop and smell the roses (even if you sneeze ten thousand times afterwards). Love to all on this crazy, rainy, hailstorm day!

Waiting to “Exhail”!

Most of the weeds are pulled, the bushes are planted, the seeds are emerging from the raised bed soil, and the zucchini and squash are in the ground! I am sending out an enormous THANK YOU across the UNIVERSE to my husband who has helped me through injury and my aging body. I am grateful every day you are alive and well, even though being a cancer survivor is rough on your body. We are both going through a lot of exhaustion and exhaling to master daily chores, especially those that I have tried to keep up with every day. I appreciate you stepping up this summer for all the laborious tasks that I am not able to do right now. We are, after all pretty good together when we decide it’s worth doing and I’m not too bossy (okay, maybe I’m still a little bossy!)

I know non-gardeners think we are nutty people—always wanting to get our hands dirty, moving rocks around, taking away rock fill, putting rock fill back in, constantly weeding, fighting massive thunderstorms, flinching when we get hail as big as golf balls, shooing away literally tame rabbits that are trying to eat everything, and bobcats in the backyard-hopefully eating some of the rabbits! But in reality, we gardeners are generally trying to make a wonderland out of the clay soil and our crazy weather out here.

At the end of summer, and after I put the yard tasks behind me, I am sad that winter is coming. I clean up, put up the tools, and then go inside. I get antsy around April (false spring out here!) and start planting seedlings in the sun room. Unfortunately, the sun room isn’t heated and so I have to use space heaters when it gets down in the 20s and 30s at night. But, voila! Real spring happens, albeit late this year, and I can do it all again. Every year is different and I focus on different areas of the yard. Last year, there was the gazebo build, and this year it has been major cleanups, and planting around the gazebo. Who knows where I will venture next year? I am grateful for my farming father, who taught me a thing or two about the land. I am grateful for my ex-neighbor who was a Master Gardner who moved away 7 years ago to lush North Carolina, but still keeps in touch and talks about what we each have done in our yards. And long story short, I am grateful to be alive, semi-healthy, and loving my wonderful spouse for all of his help.

So whether you are waiting to exhale or waiting for the hail I hope you all live in that moment before any negative disasters that may come your way. Focus on the now and the positive. Love the beautiful green things you have planted and relish the promise of food before fall! Love tonight to all and be at peace with yourself for a little while!

Hug Trees, Clean up the Seas, Save the Bees!

I saw this on Facebook today and I thought it summed things up nicely! When things get rough out there go out into the woods and just breathe. Find the biggest tree and sit awhile, embracing its energy. Sink your feet in the earth and call out its name. Thank the tree for still being there. Be grateful it has survived all these years, through fires, drought, massive rain runoff and abuse of people in general.

If you are near the ocean, take a walk on the beach with your bag and pick up plastic and debris. Dispose of it afterwards in the appropriate bins. Find a spot on the beach and sit for a while. Watch the waves and harmonize with them. Say hello to the little birds and critters in the sand.

Plant your garden with pollinators and welcome the bees, even if you are a little afraid of them. They are our friends and keep our plants and food alive! Get rid of the wasps that try to take over their habitat. Let them be at peace and do their work.

Be grateful for all of the creatures, plants, and trees that we still have out there on this planet. Yes, we lose things every day, but there are still those places that survive despite our undoing. Tread lightly on these vast arid landscapes and keep it alive.

We can live in harmony with nature if we slow down and give it a chance. We can appreciate the beauty outside if we appreciate the beauty inside each of us. Everyone needs a sacred space to go to, even if it is a small one in your backyard. That is what I am creating, a little bit at a time. Can you say that you are doing the same thing in yours?

I am at peace tonight, finishing up my work, and listening to the birds and creatures outside (although a little malice towards that very loud crow!) with promises of a beautiful summer ahead.

“You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope someday you’ll join us. And the world will live as one.”― John Lennon

“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.”
― Jimi Hendrix

I love you all and wish you well!

How to Change Apathy and Care for the World

Apathy is behavior that shows no interest or energy, and shows that someone is unwilling to take action, especially over something important (Cambridge Dictionary).

There is so much happening in the world right now that we have to contend with, and fears of the future outcomes seem to paralyze us in our actions. I am asking each of you out there to reach out and pull someone out of the rabbit hole. Listen for a few minutes to them and help raise their energy levels to new highs. Take a walk with them and discuss things that make each of you happy from day to day. If something they say triggers something in you and makes you angry or believe that all is lost, literally, skip through that thought. Skip this new given path with them and internalize that it’s not them, it’s something from your past. Forgive what can be forgiven and your past hurts will at least float away in that moment. Stretch mentally and physically and stay in that moment with them. Know that thoughts may still surface about something that bothers you but try to let it go when you are with another person. We can survive all the world’s ills if we just reach out to one person each day and make a connection. Smile and laugh with them. Get them to tell you funny stories about their lives. Tell them some fun facts that you just learned!

Apathy has been described as an absence of feeling or emotion. This indifference can affect your motivation and leave you feeling detached from the world. We can’t stop caring about everyday tasks, hobbies, and personal interests. We can’t detach from our loved ones and slide down the rabbit hole. I am asking you to take heart and reach out to others. We can all get some help when we are faced with depressing thoughts. And make an effort to forgive those past hurts and encourage your new buddy to do the same.
https://parade.com/living/forgiveness-phrases-to-use-according-to-a-therapist

We are interdependent of each other in this great big world, and we have to reach across all barriers to create change. While I don’t agree with everything he says, Dr. Michael Laitman, PhD in Philosophy, and a MSc in Medical Bio-Cybernetics, had some insightful thoughts on his website. He stated: “Humanity lives in a single integral system where everybody is globally interdependent. Being interdependent means that every person’s slightest action influences the entire network of humanity and nature. Therefore, caring for the world means caring for myself, since I affect everyone, and everyone affects me….the more our egoistic desires (self-interest at the expense of others) grow, the more imbalance and harm we afflict upon the system….That’s why we need to care for the world.” The integral system can be applied personally, locally, and worldwide. For more information on this interesting and wise person, go to his website:
https://www.michaellaitman.com/about/

And if we have such a beautiful place to be (Colorado), get outside as often as possible. Sometimes it’s really cold, but a few minutes outside will enliven us. “Personal contact with nature, especially at an early age, can strengthen an individual’s emotional affinity to it, facilitating their motivation to adopt pro-nature behaviors,” says ecologist Masashi Soga, the study’s lead author and an associate professor at the University of Tokyo. We learn to care about nature and saving the planet as we walk the path every day. For more information on this subject see:
https://therevelator.org/people-care-planet/

Every day I strive for harmony and ways to calm my overactive brain. This year, I am sending out love to everyone as well as letters to senators and representatives when I have a concern. Handwritten or typed letters get through to these folks, (NOT emails). And if you have questions on what’s happening, you should be able to voice them, not with hate and despair, but with well thought-out and logical questions and concerns. Your voices will create change. You just have to make some noise in a positive and logical way, not in a hatemongering way.

I leave you tonight with two thoughts:
“Likewise, if we successfully organize ourselves to positively connect above our divisive egos, we will experience new elated sensations of harmony and perfection due to our balance with nature.”—Dr. Michael Laitman

And, I want to repeat a quote I had on yesterday’s blog:
“There will always be men who think and dream and sing and carry on all the race has ever loved. The future belongs to them.”—Poul Anderson

We will get through all that is to come in 2025 one day and one person at a time. Our human beingness demands it.

From Dollhouses to Wild Woods: A Journey of Imagination

My mother helped us plant the initial flower gardens in front of the Dollhouse. We had many flower bulbs and annuals that she’d given us from the bigger garden. Our spring ritual was to loosen all the dirt and replant the annuals that didn’t survive the winter. Winters were tricky for plant growth in the south with lots of freezing rain and sleet. It is a hugely different climate than Colorado. Annuals don’t survive here. They are delegated to pots that are planted every year.

My grandparents taught our parents how to save seeds. My dad taught us how to keep the seeds in old baby food jars. We learned how to clean the seeds and store them on a special shelf he had built for us in the barn. He made cutouts in the wood, nailed the tops of the jars in place, and we screwed the jars into the lids. They were off the floor so the critters couldn’t get to them, and we were able to keep the seeds dry and cool until spring planting. Cross-pollination brought about some interesting new colors. Each year, the spring rains brought us a beautiful display of color. We plucked wildflowers and dandelions from the flowerbed and the yard, creating bouquets for our little tables in the Dollhouse.

We kept the inside of the Dollhouse swept out and mopped clean. We learned that lesson from my mother who assigned us our daily chores in her house. Both places were spotless.

Within these make-believe family walls, I was the director of my own play. The doll families were the players. They were a pioneer family traveling across America to Colorado. Outside the Dollhouse, they were cowboys and indians chasing each other on horseback (the propane tank in the yard), and the woods were the Big Woods, aptly named after the Little House books by Laura Ingalls Wilder, that I repeatedly read.

We bought all the dolls from the five-and-dime in the big city (Athens), or they were handmade by my grandmothers. My powerful imagination took them to places I would someday visit and live.

On the extremely hot and sweaty summer days, we ventured to the woods behind the Dollhouse. This was our open playground. It was a place my mother allowed us to be wild and free but only so far. She wanted us to be in her range so she could holler at us when it was time to come home. Our favorite place was one of mystery, an area my mother uncovered in her incessant cleaning and taming of the woods. (We believed that it was her British ancestry that made her want to tame the woods, creating sculptured scenery, not the Indian wild woods that we had.)

The mysterious area was just past the food gardens that my father diligently planted each year. The bumps or Hills, as we called them, were located close to the woods that eventually led up to the dirt road we lived on. My mother told me they were Indian mounds left by the Cherokee. We don’t really know if they were burial mounds. They looked too small. They didn’t look like the ones we saw in the mountains of Georgia, so we didn’t think much about it. Perhaps they were ceremonial places. So, we each claimed our own mound. We had vines that we swung down and landed on top of them (until she chopped them down because she deemed them unsafe of course). Years later, my mother told me my grandfather bulldozed the bigger ones flat, which was now under our garden. He didn’t like it that those folks from the University (of Georgia) came snooping around looking for Indian artifacts. Later, I was sad to think about that. I wanted to know about the people that came before us. Were we descendants of these people? Did we just kick them off their land? It was too much to ponder for such a young girl.

There were tall poplar trees located by the Indian mounds. We knew that they were old. We would join hands and try to clasp around them. They were wider than all three of us put together. Years later, they were toppled over by hurricane force winds from one of the worst tornadoes that I remember.

I remember practicing my clarinet under the shade of those trees. My mother made me get out of the house because she didn’t want to hear all that squeaking noise. I thought about that later in life and realized she was not much of a music enthusiast. Today, I passed on my love of music to my son, and I let him practice inside the house. He played the trumpet. Every year I thank my Uncle Eddie who gave me my first clarinet and encouraged me every step of the way. He was such a believer in the arts and a colorful character who never fit into the deep south attitudes. He has his own story I’ll save for a later date. He was such an inspiration for the arts, and I learned a lot from him.

We had so many chores around the house and farm, but we were always given time to play. I believe my mother would have wanted us to be more sophisticated, more like the town kids, but we loved the country. We took off our shoes when we ended the school year and went barefoot all summer.

We made up our own tales which were supplemented from the boxes of books brought to us by the Athens Bookmobile. Once a month, we would hear the pneumatic brakes and run up the long, dirt driveway to the road where they parked. We crawled up into the truck, excited to see what was there. It seemed cavernous when we were young. We spent hours in that hot truck, poring over the new releases. We each walked away with boxes of our favorite reads.

We didn’t have a lot of money, were country bumpkins to the town kids, but we loved our small piece of paradise.

We eventually grew out of all our imaginative play. Teen drama would ensue, and we all went our separate ways. We went off to college and although it was only thirty-five minutes away, we would never recapture those carefree times. Life made us grow up and move on. I will always have fond memories of those early joyful and imaginative adventures that allowed me to create a mental picture of how the world should be. My sisters stayed in Georgia, but I moved to Colorado, trekking across America in a packed 1972 Toyota Corolla. And that is an adventure for next time.

I would love to hear your beautiful stories that you remember about your childhood. Keep up the holiday spirit and remember: Colorado Gives day is December 10th. Please give what you can to those in need. Love and Hugs to all!

More Bad Puns to Enjoy:

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!

What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.

Can February March? No, but April May.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

(Loud groans are okay.)

Lessons from Childhood: Embracing the Good and Bad

Sometimes I wish that I had taken the time to write down all the stories about my eccentric and interesting relatives. My mother and father told me some of our rich history, and yet I only remember bits and pieces. That’s why I’m taking this time to dredge out memories from my past and write them down. I want to leave these stories with my child where I came from versus what my story is right now. I worry that I won’t meet up to his expectations, but at least he will know who I am, the good, the bad and the ugly of it all.

When I was home that last time, at my father’s funeral, my mom wanted to show me our old, covered bridge, the one we drove through to go to school every day. So, we walked down that long, dirt road. She also wanted to show me our favorite summer fun place. The covered bridge looked good. It had been restored and blocked off to traffic. The creek and river, however, were incredibly overgrown and polluted. The road did not go through the bridge anymore. The state had fenced it off and rerouted cars to a concrete bridge that crossed the river further down. We spent many hot summers down here my mother told me. All the kids would float on those old yet still inflatable truck inner tubes down the river.

I told her I remembered our two older boy cousins driving down to our house in their old pickup truck, honking the horn for us to come with them. The inner tubes were piled up in the bed and we would climb up and sit behind them. Then, they would fly back down the narrow dirt road as we bounced around in the back, screaming all the way up and down that hill past their house. Tires screeching, they would whip around at the covered bridge and park on the side of the road.

My mother laughed at the picture I painted and told me how I ran after them if they didn’t pick me up. We all loved the older cousins, and they took me everywhere, especially when they rebuilt that old red convertible. (Everyone knew about the beloved and fully restored, red convertible (and that is a story for another time).

Little did my mother know that I often ran down to the little creek that we called the spring on those long afternoon days that were so hot and muggy. It wound around and merged with the big creek that flowed under the old, covered bridge. It scared me to go there by myself and at the time, it seemed so far away, and yet I craved that solace. There were lots of water moccasins swimming in the depths, but I avoided them and never got bitten by one. Once I got there, I would pull off all my clothes and jump in to cool off, frogs and snakes scattering, birds squawking.

As we walked home at dusk, the whip-poor-wills started up, and this would be the sound I remembered, one that lulled me to sleep each night in my childhood.

Today, I regret not being able to say goodbye to my dear mother in person one last time. She died six years after my dad, but I couldn’t make it back home. She had so much influence over me, and I have accepted the good and bad of both my parents’ teachings. I try to hold onto the good parts, and I have forgiven all the bad parts.

I know that my childhood was my innocent time. I had everything that I needed. I cared about the entire world, especially the war (Vietnam), or the politics and racial tensions, but knew I couldn’t do anything about it. I would read the newspapers and books and learn about all of this, and draft essays about all the injustices for school papers, but I always dreamed of faraway places, both on earth and beyond. I looked at the stars every night from our porch until my mom called me inside. I thought to myself: “That’s where I’ll be someday. I’ll make a difference!” (I haven’t made it into space yet, but I can still dream!)

I have tried to take my good childhood memories and blend them with adult memories to make a better life for my family and me. I have embraced change yet cling to the lessons that were given freely to me. My unbidden advice is to take the wins of your earlier life lessons and let go of the rest. Embrace the future in a positive way, no matter how bleak it looks. Remind yourself that you are alive right now. Be happy, appreciate your life the way it turned out, and spread love to the universe. We never know what’s ahead of us, but we can try to have those daily moments of peace and kindness.

Hugs and Love to all.

Rediscovering My Bucket List: Adventures After 40

Remember when we were 25 years old and thought 40 years old was such a long way away? Remember when we produced our bucket list? I do. However, I did not produce mine until I was 40 years old and still haven’t completed it all. I do not regret completing everything at my age. The reason I have not completed it is that I am still alive and working towards checking off another item on the list every day right now. So maybe I’m not in the shape I was when I was 25, but I made it up all those hills in the almost 100-degree desert this summer. Maybe I haven’t traveled to the other side of the world, but I will do that before I die. I might not ever be a best-selling author, but I will keep writing and publishing my stories. I can’t make a perfect pie crust or biscuit, but that doesn’t stop me from trying.

This summer we took a road trip through Utah, taking the long way around to get the kiddo back to college in Salt Lake City. I re-visited national parks that I haven’t seen in thirty years. It was still beautiful, not as I remember it from the past with way too many people. It was a wonderful adventure even though there were so many changes, both environmentally and city and population growth. Change happens no matter how we want it to stay the same, but I know it is a good thing to look at places I have been to through the eyes of others.

I look at other peoples’ bucket lists and wish that I had done more of the extremely hard physical activities on my list earlier in my life. I read one person’s bucket list that made me laugh: “Ride an elephant,” And yep, we did that at our wedding! I have visited almost all fifty states in my lifetime. I wanted to name a few places I have experienced. There is so much more, but I’ll leave that for another blog:

I hiked a small part of the Appalachian Trail on the weekends. I hiked and camped for seven days in the Grand Canyon with my best friends. I found the most amazing banana slugs hiking in the beautiful wet forests of the state of Washington, and watched the fish being tossed back and forth by the workers at Fisherman’s wharf. I have been to Gatlinburg, Tennessee (before it burned), and the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I went to Legoland, La Joya to watch the seals and visited Coronado Island and the Mission district of San Diego. I went to Las Vegas with my best friend back in the 1990s. I have rafted in Canyonlands and the Arkansas River. We went to Hawaii to two islands. In Oahu we snorkeled in Hanauma Bay and other places. In Maui, we drove up Haleakala, took the road to Hana, and hiked the bamboo forest to the top. I took the little car up to the top of the Arch in St. Louis, MO and that was scarier than any of the waters we rafted. There are so many other places I have been to in the States but now I want to adventure out of the country. I have never been to Canada or Europe and that is the part of the bucket list I hope to complete before I die. Learning about different communities helps me grow and appreciate unfamiliar cultures and lifestyles while contributing to their economies. I look forward to completing other adventures in the coming years and learning something new each day. So, for today, I ask that you lighten up and let me know of your experiences.

As a final note, below is a list of a few more puns to lighten your day! Enjoy.

  1. Why did Adele cross the road? To say “Hello” from the other side.
  2. What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
  3. What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  4. I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
  5. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  6. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.